Translation Please

So Kid #2 came up to me this morning with scribbles from the top of a paper to the bottom.  He informed that he has (and I QUOTE) "translated the scriptures here is your copy".  OK thanks.  Who's kids do I have?  On a side note we had a babysitter over for the weekend and of all the things they could be doing to play my kids chose to reinact Jesus stories.  Kid #1 and #2 love to pretend to be disciples and preach repentence to the people (Mom and Dad).  So not only am I  hyper about school stuff but apparently I am a Nazi about church stuff as well.